You're In The Fanny Now
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You're In The Fanny Now
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Alright, bend over and spread 'em.
I beg your pardon?
Did you hear that, Officer Grissom? She begs my pardon.
Oh, maybe she didn't hear you loud enough, butch.
Um, Officer Butcher.
Sure, that can be remedied. Now, bend over and spread them.
What part didn't you understand?
Well, like, probably the part that you forgot to say "please".
Look, the only reason that I didn't smack you upside your head was because I was being polite.
Oh, right?
Now, bend over and spread your cheek.
God! Like, you don't have to, like, treat me like a criminal or something.
This isn't the Hilton you've checked yourself into, sweetheart. This is called jail.
Well, but, like, I didn't do anything. This is like a total miscarriage of justice.
Just like the success of that guy, like, that Arsenio Hopp.
Uh-huh.
What's this?
Well, like, my credit cards. I feel naked without 'em.
Uh-huh.
Okay, little sweetheart, it says here that you're charged with assault and battery on a peace officer.
Peace officer? Like, you're talking about, like, that meter maid with, like, the bad manners and, like, that ugly, ill-fitting uniform she had on?
Like, oh my God! Like, she had her fat ass on my newly, like, washed car.
And, like, oh my God! Like, so I pushed her a little.
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