Your tiny little cock is useless to me SPH
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Well look at your tiny little dick down there! Haha it is so small and so pathetic that all I can do is laugh at you. Were you born a girl? There is absolutely no way you can ever please a woman.
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This is like weird and unusual.
It should really be on the Guinness Book of World Records for tiniest cock out there.
I just don't know if we really want to classify it as a cock.
This is so mini.
It's the only way to put it.
This is a mini man cock.
Have you been told that before?
Has it been embarrassing?
When you go and you take a girl out to dinner.
Because you know, you're not a horrible looking guy.
I could totally see you getting deep with girls.
Taking them out.
Getting them home.
And even with them being *********, once your pants get taken off, they're like, "Oh my God. Where is it?"
Are you a woman?
Well, I've got you here butt naked.
And I see that you don't have much to see at all.
Definitely not enough to fuck me with.
What is that little thing you've been carrying around?
It's so small.
I mean, didn't you know that I was going to sit here?
Do you like give them a warning before you take your pants off that they're gonna find
this really tight in your pants?
You do realize you're gonna be a virgin the rest of your fuckin' life.
You're just an itty bitty, teeny weeny...
you may ever be good for is as a
Like, how does that work? Have you ever gotten a blood job?
I don't even know what. I was gonna say an Asian, but I'm pretty sure that cock's too small for an Asian slit, too.
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