You could never please me with a tiny cock like that SPH
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Well look at your tiny little dick down there! Haha it is so small and so pathetic that all I can do is laugh at you. Were you born a girl? There isno way you can ever please a real woman.
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Aww, look at the little man. You should almost be in like one of those weird circus acts.
Cause that's really what your supposed cock looks like. It's just like weird and unusual.
You should really be on the Guinness Book of World Records for tiniest cock out there.
I just don't know if we really want to classify it as a cock. Cause it's so... mini.
It's the only way to put it. You have a mini man cock.
Have you been told that before? Has it been embarrassing?
When you go and you take a girl out to dinner. Cause you know, you're not a horrible looking guy.
I could totally see you getting dates with girls. Taking them out. Getting them home.
And even with them being *********, once your pants get taken off, they're like, "Oh my god, where is it? Are you a woman?"
Oh my god. Look at that tiny little thing.
Look at that. Wait, I can't even see it. Does it have a magnifying glass?
Oh, you know what? I get it now. That's what they call a rice stick, don't they? Right? Yeah?
You do realize you're going to be a virgin the rest of your fucking life.
Hey, you little piece of shit. Look at that tiny little fucking dick.
That's gotta be so embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for you. Oh my gosh. That is like, gotta be the smallest dick ever.
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