Where the Boys Aren't 2
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Imagine this: Five showgirls shipwrecked with only each other for companionship. For warmth. For pleasure. No men. No skipper. No Gilligan. And of course, no Ginger, since she's making regular movies.
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Hello?
Hello?
I was all state and breaststroke. How did you hang on to this crate? Oh, Ellen, I'm so glad you're alive.
Ellen. I was so worried that... What? My name is Helen, not Ellen. Oh, anyways, I thought that you drowned when our lifeboat, you know, capsized.
You mean capsized? Takes more than a little old disaster to stop me. Anybody else make it?
I don't know. It was so dark. I thought I saw Leah float by on one of our crates, but... What about Betty? Betty! Betty!
Oh, good.
Don't mess her dress.
Yeah, don't mess her dress.
Are you okay?
No, it moved, but I don't know.
Did you break a nail?
Oh no, not a nail.
I can't believe what happened.
You still look good.
Good.
The boobs look good.
Good. How about the hair?
Hair's good.
Where's Leia? Have you seen Leia?
Leia!
Leia!
Leia!
Leia!
That's a nice watch.
Thanks.
My husband gave it to me.
You're married?
Well, was.
He gave it to me because he thought that I might go scuba diving with him.
It works! Underwater!
Wow.
I waited for him at the boat, but he never came back.
Oh my God, did he drown?
I don't think so.
But he just swam away and never came back.
Why would a man do such a thing?
Because he's a man.
Well, some men are nice.
Yeah, some sharks don't ****** people, but if you see a fin, you know where to find out if it's a friendly shark, right?
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