Welcome to Free Will - #74 - Most Beautiful Tits in the World by Redlady2k

Why don't you work there anymore?

It's a few times I was 10 minutes late for work, and the boss said that from now on I had to stay after hours every day.

Though, what a stupid guy. So I fired myself.

Are you often late for work?

No, at the time I had a broken car and had to take buses.

The boss didn't understand that and wanted me to stay with him after hours.

I think he might have been a pervert.

Gladly, in our company you'll find no perverts. Thank you, we'll get back to you.

Hello, please tell me why should I hire you?

I was very good at math in school.

I understand. Do you have any other qualifications for the job?

I'm always helping my householders with taxes. They said I should try my skills in a real job.

I don't have any official experience. I'll do my best though.

Okay, I'll think about it. That's it for now.

So, you wanna be an accountant for our company?

I would like that very much. I need money.

Do you have any qualifications for the job?

Not really. But I have other attributes.

Wow. But I'm sorry we don't hire based on appearance here.

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