Veronica Jett Takes Dick Up The Butt

Because I said I was the biggest slut, and I totally am the biggest slut ever.

But then Veronica said she was the biggest slut.

Oh, and then Frenchie, she totally couldn't have third billing.

So she just said that she was the biggest slut ever, and that's so not true.

Oh, and then Victoria. She was quiet. She didn't say anything.

You know, you gotta watch the quiet ones.

I bet she's planning something, because she is so not the biggest slut in the club.

I mean, I totally fucked more boys over summer than any of them.

I should so be the biggest slut in the club.

I wonder if Victoria's planning.

Because nobody can be a bigger slut than me.

Being grounded sucks.

I can't invite my friends over to bitch at them.

So now I just call them on the phone.

I wish I called first.

And Veronica, I know she's grounded too.

Hello? Yeah.

Grounded sucks. I so wanna fuck somebody, and I can't.

Yeah, I know I'm sitting here grounded just like you are.

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