Two guys bang two smoking hot blondes in a dungeon

Yeah.

Paige, Chloe!

Mr Dover!

Come in!

Yes, Mr...

Jesus Christ!

What is going on here?

Well, er...

Look at your...

By the way, this is Kai, our new geography teacher,

who also works the gym and all the rest of it.

These are two of my ex-pupils, and what can I say?

This is obviously some kind of joke.

No, no.

LAUGHTER

Now, watch and learn.

See, this is what can happen, this is what can go so disastrously wrong,

when their parents spend all this money on a finishing school such as mine,

all those fees, and this is what happens.

This is how they turn out.

Yeah, well, you taught a *****, didn't you?

I'm absolutely shocked and stunned, Miss Paige.

And as for you, Miss Chloe, standing there with your bottom hanging out,

it wasn't like that when you were at my school.

Well, you made sure of that.

Exactly. I was a very strong disciplinarian, as you know.

We're in charge now.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, I don't think you are, right?

Oh, yeah.

So, Kai, this is the sort of thing...

This is the state that the country has got to...

This is the state that our education system had landed us in.

Back in the days, I think that was better.

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