Tweet Me Harder Daddy Musk - Elon Musk Buys Twitter then Fucks Her (Valerica Steele)
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Elon Musk decides to purchase twitter but soon realizes he's in for a treat. He gets to fuck her in space and the cum a bunch of dogecoin dollars everywhere! With Valerica Steele as Twitter herself
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Great news! How is it Alex? As it turns out, your acquisition of Twitter is finally complete.
It's looking amazing! I know! I got the paperwork and everything. I got everything from them.
I got the keys, I got the master password, I got their master tweet password. Like THE password.
About time. The one... yeah, I know. You've wanted it for so long too.
So, the former CEO of Twitter did something kind of weird. He offered me two pills to offer you.
One of them is red and one of them is blue. And he said you have to take the blue pill.
Something about becoming the most powerful person on the planet, maybe even Mars.
I'm not sure, but this is what I was told to do.
Yeah, well, fuck it. I did it on Rogen. Why shouldn't I do it now?
What's happening?
I know what happened. You took the blue pill, didn't you?
Yeah, yeah I did.
Well, I'm Twitter and I heard you wanted to fuck me.
I love Twitter.
I'm gonna get these on.
Wow, that's a big rocket ship, Daddy Musk.
I'm going to be going to the moon very soon.
Oh, mmm.
And then maybe I'll nuke Mars.
To the fucking moon.
Oh, Daddy Elon.
Mmm.
And if there's ever a scandal about me, please call it "Elongate."
Mmm, keep tweeting, Daddy. It's so hot.
Yeah, and now I'm gonna buy Facebook until later.
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