Tonya's Meaty Soles

Don't make them any bigger than what they already are, right?

Right.

You want to know how many inches each one of my toes are too?

I want to know how often you go barefoot.

Every day.

As soon as you get home or...

Yeah, even at work.

With socks or without?

Without.

During the winter, of course it's with or just my slippers.

Smells like you just had a pedicure or something.

Well, I did like an hour ago.

So I wasn't so brave after all.

No.

What the...

What do you think of that?

Feels good.

Okay, that tickles.

Oh, you give?

Yeah, I give.

Alright, okay, okay. I promise I'll stop.

Put your feet up there.

They are...

Oh my God! Okay.

Toes up.

Toes up. Be a Viking.

They are up.

Come on, you Viking.

I just want you to tell me which one is more sensitive than the other.

That.

Quit smoking. You've got that bad cough of yours.

Okay, we've already determined.

What about the heel?

All of it. All of it.

This one or that one?

Both.

God damn it.

What?

Alright, I won't do that anymore. I promise.

Come on, we've got to get you across your ankles the other way. This way.

That way?

Yeah.

Let me close this door a little bit.

So was that a little harsh for you?

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