Tj. Karups

But you're over the age of 30, yeah?

Way over the age of 30. And yeah, kind of a mom to everybody.

Are you? You're a beautiful girl.

Well, thank you.

So, thank you for being here today.

Well, thank you.

You are going to love every second of this.

I'm looking forward to it.

I hope so, at least.

Let's see, first things first, your name? TJ?

Hi, I'm TJ Hart.

And TJ, can I ask where you're from?

I'm from a small farmhound outside of Chicago.

Wow.

I actually worked in the cornfields with a top model.

Really?

Yeah, we used to detast the corn together.

Shut up.

Yeah.

Alright. We were talking about where you were this weekend.

Oh, yeah.

I'm extremely jealous because I've been stuck in this, you know, I wouldn't call it a shithole, but...

Valley.

Yeah. It's a shithole out here.

So, where did you go this weekend?

I was in Big Bear and skiing on ice snow.

Really?

It's not as good as Colorado, let's be honest.

No.

No.

Well, some days are good, though.

You just need some fresh snow once in a while.

I've got to work on that here. I don't know.

Yeah.

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