The victor of the altercation is afforded the gratification of anally invading the slut Kelly's cavity.

Now let's meet our contestants.

Fighting out of the white corner

from Huntington Beach, California,

giving it up for Michael Virginia.

And fighting out of the black corner

from Flushing, Queens, New York,

giving it up for John Esposito.

Now let's take a look at our fighters.

We're here with Michael Vegas from Battle Bang.

Welcome back, Michael. -Thank you very much.

-Man, how you doing, bro? You look a little banged up.

-Last fight that I had was against Kenny Styles.

Man, that guy can hit hard.

-Oh!

-As you can see with this wonderful war paint

that I have on.

-Jeez, you look like Stevie Wonder's checkbook.

-Currently, everything hurts.

I think I have a broken foot now,

and I can smell blood every time I breathe in.

-Michael, man, I noticed your shirt says

"I love punching your face."

-That's funny 'cause it's true.

I would say that grappling is my stronger of the two.

I have a fairly extensive background.

I grew up doing taekwondo, second-degree black belt.

I did Muay Thai for a few years.

I wrestled all throughout high school.

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