The Best of Chad Douglas

Alright.

Too bad your game got rained on, huh?

Yeah, I was really looking forward to playing.

Oh no, hopefully there'll be sun before I have to go.

Well, it's kind of coming out now.

Oh.

Too bad it didn't come out for your game.

Oh no, just my luck, huh?

So when are you leaving?

Next week.

Oh, next week.

You know, Mom and Dad's been keeping me real busy, you know, hurry here and hurry there.

If you don't mind, I'd kind of like to just sort of hang around here for a while.

Alright, I'll make some hamburgers with french fries and stuff.

That sounds good.

So Uncle Chad, did you play sports in college?

Well, I did some jogging and I did some weight lifting and some, you know, calisthenics.

Oh, well, you sure have, uh, I noticed how big your legs were.

You know, it looks like you did an awful lot of running.

Yeah, I did quite a bit of running and then I did some squats with the weights and they got real big.

Oh, alright.

So, uh, you like school?

Yeah, yeah, school's great. It's going alright.

You got a girlfriend in there?

What?

You got a girlfriend in there?

No.

You don't?

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