That police dick has no chance with these two
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Officer Marc Balde (Derrick Pierce) is doing his afternoon runs in his squad car. When he meets up with one of his informants, he's notified about a disturbance down the street.
Published by PrettyDirtySex
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I know it's fuckers.
You're gonna start running.
It's a fucking god damn thing.
Easy!
Jesus Christ!
What the fuck are you guys running for?
We didn't do anything!
Then why are you running?
You didn't have to be speeding!
Fuck!
Open your eyes, let's go.
Open up.
Okay.
Put your hands behind your back.
Fuck.
Don't move off the car.
All right, are we roger?
What the fuck did you just say?
Don't say anything, don't say anything.
Yeah, listen to your friend.
Probably a good idea, you don't say anything.
What the fuck are we even getting arrested for?
You're not arrested yet.
And I don't know if you have any weapons on you
or what the hell's in that bag over there.
Until then. - Fuck.
For my safety and yours,
I'm gonna cut you guys up.
Ouch.
Now, we don't want you guys to have any weapons.
No, we don't.
Any knives, any needles, any--
No!
--anything.
No.
Oh Jesus Christ easy there. Easy what?
Don't move.
Hey, what up, man?
Where the fuck are you taking us?
What the fuck do you mean, where am I taking you?
I'm taking you guys to the police station.
We have to make a stop first,
but then you guys are going to jail.
What stop?
Does it fucking matter?
It kinda does, we still have rights.
What fucking rights do you have
in the back of a cop car handcuffed?
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