Teacher Temptation

I know. They were like, very, um, you had a very nice quote on there.

And it really touched my heart.

And I was just like, alright, let's just give this guy a chance, you know?

The quote worked, huh?

Yeah, the quote worked.

You had very nice pictures of him and they actually looked like you, so I was like, whoa!

That's crazy, because I like went on two dates before and like, the dude, he was just crazy.

He was touching up on me at a coffee shop, you know?

People guys are like, you can't say, you can't do that.

Right.

And then the other one was just, he was not like his pictures, you know?

He was very rude, he had no like, respect at all, and he smelled kind of funny too.

Yeah, I had a couple bad experiences too.

I think I got catfished.

One person kept trying to write me, but they never wanted to meet, and I figured it might have been the dude.

I've never seen anything like this. They're like, green and yellow.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh my God.

God, you're so big.

Oh, oh yeah.

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