Stuck in the middle with you

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Losing control, yeah I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

When you started off with nothing

And you're proud that you're a selfish man

And your family all come calling

Tap you on the back and say please

Try to make some sense of it all

But I can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?

Feel I'm a thing that I can't take anymore

Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

And you started out with nothing, and you're proud that you're a South Bend man.

♪ I'ma back and say please ♪

♪ Please ♪

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Heads down, stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you