Spanked by the judge

I'm sorry and I can't help it.

You're a kleptomaniac is what you're saying?

Yeah, I think I need help.

You go around stealing other people's property and you think that you can get away with that and that that's okay?

I don't know when I'm doing it. I can't help it.

It's like I don't know what's going on and then before you know it the next thing I've ****** something.

Well, my suggestion is you're going to need to have a very harsh punishment.

Now, my problem is deciding what kind of punishment is going to get through your head.

I could just put you away but you probably will steal in jail too, huh?

Probably.

I think that you're going to need very old-fashioned punishment.

What?

Yes. I think you need to be spanked with the belt.

Are you kidding me?

Yes. You agree to this or you go to jail. Which one would you have?

Okay. I'm going to go to jail.

Walk around here. To that table over there.

This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.

Trust me.

Now the skirt comes up.

Bye!

Ciao!

Stand up. Put your hands behind your head.

Yes, it is.

Lay down on your back.

Oh, is it difficult to sit?

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