Sophia and Zoe smashes their itchy twats with toys

Except for on film.

He almost scares me on film.

I have no preference when it comes to sex.

But I'm better at relationships with men.

I'm not good at relationships with anyone.

Girls are more fun to play with.

Boys are good for one thing.

Accounting, yes.

Lifting heavy things.

Right.

Reaching things.

Well, see, I could date you.

You're tall enough to reach things for me.

Something I don't like about the audience.

I don't like it when they use my ears for handles.

I like having natural boobs.

I like titties.

But I don't care, for me, if I feel boobies, I don't care if they're real or fake or not.

I just like them, if they're fake, they gotta be good.

What do I look for in a penis?

If you're auditioning penises, what would you want?

What would you want?

Mmm, okay, I think girth is a good thing.

Yeah.

It doesn't need to be too long, because sometimes that hurts, but girth is good.

Yeah.

And it's nice if it's a nice shape.

Like, you know, uniform, no weird bulges.

Okay, which one tastes better?

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