Soaped up MILF wants to fuck with her boss instead of washing a car

I just wanna let, ew, what's this?

Is that a fingernail, a girl's fingernail?

Probably not.

That looks like a fingernail.

That looks like a seashell to me.

That looks like a fingernail.

Okay.

That's pretty gross.

Okay, that's my tip.

That's your tip, thank you.

I just, I wanted to let you know, though,

you have some pee marks in your car.

And, oh, you have a girl's shirt here, too.

I'm just gonna move that.

I just, yeah, they're like all over the front,

all over the back.

I didn't do them.

Oh, I know.

They were there.

I'm well aware of that, I'm sorry.

You know you could get that fixed, right?

Yeah, it just happened the other day.

Your desk is a mess.

Sorry, it's my ex.

It's kind of an embarrassing story.

Your ex-wife?

Yeah, my ex-wife.

She keyed your car?

Yeah, she keyed my car.

Why'd she key your car?

Because--

You have little diamonds in here, too.

Because we broke up and I'm seeing someone else.

So let me get this straight.

Your ex-wife keyed your car because you split up with her

or because she doesn't like your new girlfriend?

No, we divorced a long time ago.

Then why'd she key your car, then?

'Cause honestly, it's just about the sex.

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