shes not bad at it

That's a real big suck dick right there.

Suck that dick.

I'll never see him again.

Get out!

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

I'm Lisa. Now it's New Year's Eve, so I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here.

Can I ask you a question? As long as it's not about my eye.

Uh, is it about my eye? Sort of.

Just ask the question, which would be I?

I'm an alien, alright? Let's drop the subject.

You alright, Lisa?

Alien? Is your race taking over the Earth?

No, I just work here.

Is that the evacuator?

Yep, it's December 31st, 2999.

My God, a million years. I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.

You know, I guess it should be, but actually I'm glad.

I had nothing to live for in my old life. I was broke, I had a humiliating job,

and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me.

Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.

Oh, my beautiful, adorable...