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I told him, I said, you know, that whiskey is slow poison.

He says, I'm in no hurry.

I says, don't talk back.

Now, you know what doctors say.

You drink too much, you don't live long.

Oh, hell, he said, I've seen more old ******

than old doctors.

Now, look, pal.

Now, I said, do you drink about a pint of whiskey a day?

Oh, hell, he said, I spill that much.

Now, it's OK to drink, but you know,

some people, they get mean.

Some people will get sleepy.

Now, this happens to be the ******* type guy.

He even threatened the girl's life at the bar.

I heard him say, I'd like to stab that girl.

Well, we searched him, and no *****.

The bartender says, look, pal, you may leave the club.

You're getting blind.

He says, I'm not getting blind.

I just saw a one-eyed cat coming in the door.

Now, boss says, now, look, pal, now I know you're blind.

That cat's leaving.

Now, this-- don't think about that.

It gets worse.

Now, he's a veterinarian.

Now, this clown that I'm talking about, I phone him up one day,

and I says, hey, I got a sick cat.

He says, OK, give him a pint of castor oil and forget it.

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