My Magic Wand

Hm?

Can you bring me a glass of water so I can *****?

Can I *****?

Mom taught me about the car, you taught me about the car, and we all talked about the car at least once a week.

And at least once a week I tell you that your grades are terrible.

You never crack a book, and you're always spending too much time with those boys.

Who, by the way, are much too old for you.

You're not mad at me, are you?

No, not at all.

I'm mad at myself.

Yes, there is.

Shh! Quiet Junior, Dad will hear us.

I told you, dear, this is a business trip.

You'd just be boy stiff.

Let me get some *****.

What's wrong with you?

I think that's all I was going to say.

That was great.

That would make it great.

I feel much better.

Jesus Christ, I don't understand you.

You know what you did.

Wait a minute, it's over.

Come on back, we'll talk.

You seeing me?

You know she's pissed.

I don't want to see her cry.

Give me a hug.

You know, we're really equal.

I guess I need to.

I'm singing in your ear

I know it's wrong, but it's wrong, it's so wrong

There's just no turning back, I've only just started to learn

If anyone found out, I'm sure that I'm done

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