Mofos - Real Slut Party - VAG-entines Day party starring Ash
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Mofos - Real Slut Party - VAG-entines Day party starring Ashton Pierce and Alexis Adams
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We're still taking over like half of it.
You can't.
Half of it, there's one left.
There's one present.
So I'm just trying to figure out who's
going to be my Valentine today.
I need a Valentine.
I need a Valentine.
I don't have a Valentine.
Have you looked in the mirror?
Oh, shit.
You hit me in the fucking face.
All right, what about my friends?
My friend doesn't have a Valentine.
I see some hotter guys in the back.
No, all those guys back in our lane, man.
We don't have them.
They're not having a party.
Nobody wants those guys over here.
Where would a party be?
We don't need anybody.
We have us.
That's what we have.
All right, you guys want some cookies?
I leave some cookies.
Because y'all already broke my heart,
I brought you these cookies.
You brought us these cookies?
I brought you guys cookies.
Oh, no.
Would you like some?
Even though you guys are really rude to me,
I brought you guys some cookies.
I love you guys.
These are good, huh?
You make those cookies look sexy as fuck.
I want a cookie.
You make me want a cookie.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Wait, wait, wait.
You get it.
Oh.
Oh.
Then we got these girls on Valentine's Day going crazy.
Valentine's Day horny girls at this party.
I can't leave her out.
You want some of my cookies?
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