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Megan Fox - This Is 40

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Megan Fox talking to Leslie Mann in a clothing store as she pulls her shirt over her head to reveal a pink push-up bra and a pair of panties, showing plenty of great cleavage. From This is 40.

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Oh! Oh, this is awesome.

to have sex with me.

Well, I thought it would make it better.

It was better.

It takes some of the pressure off.

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Because you can't get hard without a Viagra?

Is it because you don't think I'm sexy?

I thought you'd think it was fun

for me to supersize it for once.

That is the worst birthday present

you could ever give someone.

I was just trying to go turbo for your birthday.

My hard-ons are still in analog.

This shit's digital.

I don't want a turbo penis.

I like your medium soft one.

Look, I can get it up.

Just not that far up.

Come on, you were like--

Forget it, forget it.

Debbie, come on.

All right, you know what?

I'll be honest with you.

Lately, my penis hasn't been getting

as hard as it used to, all right?

And it's kind of freaked me out.

I don't know whether or not it's because I'm getting older

or I'm losing testosterone.

No, it's what I told you.

Your artery to your heart is clogged

because you eat so much junk food

and you have high cholesterol

and that is directly related to your penis vein.

My penis vein?

Where'd you get my penis vein?

There was a whole Dr. Oz about it.

Cholesterol's not clogging my penis vein.

Maybe I can't get a hard-on fully

because I keep my phone in my front pocket

and it's radiating my balls.

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