Masturbating side by side is what turn these chicks on

Yes.

Ah, so I presume you've come here for a coat of arms.

I have, yes.

I need a coat of arms,

'cause I've just been given my title.

Just been given your title?

How exciting!

I know.

Oh, excellent.

Well, let me have a little think here.

What kind of things are you into, Lady Massey?

Obviously, this is what I specialize in,

so I have this big book here,

with lots of different ideas and everything else,

but I would probably like you to help me decide as well,

and have a little bit of an input.

Maybe you could tell me the kind of things

you like doing in your spare time.

I like

licking pussy,

and I like rabbits.

Aw, that's nice, isn't that nice?

Rabbits?

Yes, these kind of rabbits, like.

Can I have a look at that?

Wow, I've not seen a rabbit like that.

That's quite something, isn't it?

Maybe you could show me--

Have you got anything like that?

Why don't you take a seat?

I have got something similar.

Is that a rabbit as well?

Yeah.

Why don't I come over and show you?

I always love button shirts.

Every day.

It's very sexy though.

Thank you.

I'm glad you think so.

Very difficult to take off.

Just rip it off.

Oh, it's better.

You're very naughty.

I am.

But I need to know what you like so that I can make you a coat of arms.

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