Malezia Swallows A Load

Calgary.

You and I met before.

Mm-hmm.

And you used your feet, you used your mouth.

But it's been a couple years, so we've got to refresh our memories here.

Yeah, I don't remember either.

Alright. Born in Calgary, raised where?

Montreal.

And how long have you lived here?

Um...

19 years. 19? Wow. How old are you now? 20. 20. Okay. I don't pack up at my age. Alright, the first look. That's the only thing. I had to start on that tattoo because that might be the last video of it. You're gonna get it taken off. Yep.

I hate these little lizards. I call them my tunas. They're little fishy. Yeah, you're just tired of them. Nobody knows what they are. They're all like, oh, you got nice dragons. Oh, they look like geckos. They're geckos. Yeah.

And you're just tired of them, it's time to put them away? Well, yeah. Put them away. I'm pulling a plug on it. Yeah. They're gonna laser your body? Mm-hmm. I wouldn't touch, if I had a body like yours, man, you shouldn't touch that. It's a work of art here. It's perfection. That? No. No, it's gonna be nicer. I'm not gonna have anything. Yeah? It's gonna be perfect.

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