Learn Chinese in Bed Lesson One

And when the word is combined with another word, it can have the same tone.

We'll start with my name, xiao, means small.

The opposite of that is da, which is big.

Qiang means ***.

And when you say it together, it's xiao qiang.

You know what that means.

It refers to my small *** right here.

Well, my pen's getting too tight here, so let me loosen up a little.

So, gan, hao, the word itself means good.

When you combine it with other characters, it could use as an adverb, like so.

For instance, hao hao means so good.

The first hao used as an adverb.

And yin means hard.

Hao yin means so hard.

Shi means wet.

Let's see.

Xiang, the word itself means think.

But when you add with hao, it became an enhancement of this desire.

So if you put that in a literal sense,

ni xiang gan wo, you desire to fuck me.

Ni hao xiang gan wo, you so desire to fuck me.

Yao is want.

Why if I really want to fuck you?

How would you say that in Mandarin?

Wo hao shi.

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