Law dame asks for a rough bonking for bribe

This is a really stressful.

I'm free, I do not...

Right, I'm arresting you for trying to commit suicide.

You can't arrest me for committing suicide, that's not even *******.

Come with me.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, just a moment here. Now, look.

We can sort something out here, Officer, can't we?

I mean, look at her.

Just look at her.

I mean, she's already got enough problems, don't you think?

Yeah, I'm completely stuffed yet.

It's just a bit too much for you in the big city, right?

Mm-hmm.

And look, Officer, I mean...

Don't I make you just want to feel and reach out and touch her and just give her something, huh?

I mean, what's the point, huh, in punishing this beautiful little flower when all she needs is a bit of sunshine, huh?

Don't you think?

I mean, if you treat a suicide blonde bad, you know, she's only gonna get worse.

I suppose.

Besides which, I know you're a captain and I know what you've been doing those Thursday nights behind Ben's locker room.

I don't think she's prepared to disclose that information, but I do know I've got a nice, fat envelope of photographs documenting everything.

So what do you think now officer?

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