Kevin Tillery Nite Live Pilot Episode 2
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That's right, we made a second pilot episode. Seems the first one didn't get picked up so we thought we'd try again. Kevin is at it again with funny gags and silly jokes. Guests and skits abound.
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Lemon. Orange. I need...
Daisy!
Are you lost without me, Mother?
What is the squeezer? I need to get a...
Right here, honey.
Okay, squeeze the...
Daz, what I'm going to do for this?
That's all you have in your kitchen.
This is too big for my marinating.
That's all you have in your kitchen.
Okay, I'm going to use something else then.
Okay, let's see.
Mom, does it really matter?
Yeah, it's too big, Daz.
Please, Mother.
It's Kevin Tillery, bye-bye!
All your local sports, get into the Re-9 line.
Damn it!
Here we are!
Okay, yes! It's the end of the internet once again ladies and germs, assholes and anal penetrators, butt wipes and scum holes.
You know I was thinking about it the other day, that butthole skin will always be smelly.
No matter what you do to it, that stuff's hanging out by shit all day!
Anyway, let's get on with the show and stuff like that. I got a lot of stuff to cover in the monologue.
First off, as always, celebrity news.
Anyway, did anybody hear about Josh Rumpelskin?
Well, you know, he got in a big accident this weekend.
Him and his girlfriend, Alicia Cumguns, they were having some big ol' banging sex and stuff like that.
And he fried his little skin off!
He was circumcised of course, so he didn't have that foreskin protection like most men do.
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