JR - Johnny, Kyle, Michael, Jax & Jesse - Nashville Nookie

It's a pretty fucking awesome group.

What do you think is nice about the group?

They all want to have sex with me.

Oh.

That's about it.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

You don't want to be somewhere where people don't like you or don't want to have sex with you.

Right.

I wish everybody wanted to have sex with me.

A lot of people do.

Yeah, but...

I mean, a lot.

We've got a pretty good number of people that want to have sex with me.

There's so many people scared to just talk to me, you know?

Or when you talk to them, they just kind of shut down.

Yeah.

Well, if they know who you are, then...

Or you get the queen who's really rude to you because of who you are.

Yeah.

He is the worst.

I don't know.

I think it's like...

We were playing some card game the other night.

And it brought up a lot of sex stuff.

And someone said, "That must be part of gay culture."

And I was like...

I put the two together and said, "Gulcher."

Gulcher?

Gulcher.

I like it.

But it sounds too much like vulture.

Kind of the same thing, right?

Gay culture and vulture.

Yeah.

I can see it.

My dick's hard.

It's always hard.

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