Jokes My Folks Never Told Me (1978)

In the meantime, you're, uh, welcome to spend the night here, if you like.

Uh, that is, if you don't mind sharing the bed with the missus and me.

Who would have known, I couldn't impose on you like that.

Ain't no trouble at all. You'd be happy to have the company, wouldn't you, honey?

Why, it'd be a real pleasure.

Huh?

You awake, mister?

Yes. Yes, I am.

Why don't you come over here for a while?

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Your old man will hear you.

Sam?

Oh, don't worry. He ****** like a rock. Nothing will wake him.

Now you come on over here and we'll have some fun.

You gotta be kidding.

Does this look like I'm kidding?

Mm-hmm.

I can't, lady. I know he'll hear us.

I'm telling you he won't.

Now just reach under there and pull a hair from his ass and you'll see. He won't wake up.

Oh, my God.

I'm telling you he won't wake up.

Of course he'll wake up.

No, he won't. Now go ahead. You'll see.

All right.

You see? Now come on over.

I don't believe it.

Not that that didn't like him.

Why don't you come back over here for a while? I'm just getting warmed up.

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