I could watch HER for HOURS

Let's just forget about what we saw.

Let's just say it never happened.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay, we'll forget about what happened.

My backyard is on fire, but...

Wait, what, Chad?

Who are you talking about?

Yeah, sorry, I keep getting off late.

I'm kinda shot.

Hey, babe.

It's been forever.

I'm gonna take my candy sauce.

Let me quickly check on the backyard

and I'm gonna take my candy sauce

so I'm not getting all crazy.

Let it all out.

Let it all out.

Okay, I'm back.

I don't really use IamNomar, I use Instagram.

That was before I didn't know what Instagram was.

Yay!

Oh wait, nevermind.

I was supposed to take my panties off ****.50 but fuck it.

That means my sexy oil show will start at 500 more.

This is awesome.

Yeah.

And I just left my toy at the bowl that was supposed to be my candy bowl instead.

Do you want me to mod you?

I cannot get over how my back hurts right now.

I've been gone for like a month. I have one of the problems.

I have a lot of issues.

I miss you too.

Yeah, I just had my wisdom teeth removed like two weeks ago, and I was really disabled for a long time.

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