How is such a small dick even possible? SPH

Like, when you were born, they were probably just like, "Wow.

We're just gonna be really mean and just fuck this guy's life up

and call him a guy because his dick is this fucking big."

Hey, you little piece of shit.

Look at that tiny little fucking dick.

So, that's what you brought to the table?

That's it.

I mean, I thought we were going to have a threesome.

But you got like a cock that fucking big?

I remember the buying a pack of toothpicks.

Then you left.

Look at that.

Wait, I can't even see it.

Does anybody have a magnifying glass?

What is that?

I don't know.

It's so small.

Is that a man or a woman?

Oh my God, I think that's a man.

Oh my God, look how tiny that is.

Look at that fucking dick of yours. It's so fucking tiny and pathetic.

It's like... no girl wants to fuck that either.

Aww, look at you! ***********! You have a tiny baby penis, huh? Little tiny cock!

Oh my lord, is that supposed to be a cock?

That is... that is... oh my... oh my gosh, that is like this big. Even... eww!

I can't bloody even see it! Oh my gosh, just get that little tiny weenie thing out of my face. I can't see it!

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