How do you have sex with such a tiny penis? SPH
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Ummm haha is that it?! That is your dick!? Look at how small and pathetic it is! You must be joking. There is absolutely no way you can even penetrate me or please me with that tiny thing.
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of shit. Look at that tiny little fucking dick. So that's what you brought to the table?
That's it. I mean I thought we were going to have a threesome. But you got like a cock
that fucking big? I was going to buy a package of toothpicks because I knew that.
Look at that. I can't even see it.
Doesn't it have a magnifying glass?
What is that?
I think that's a man.
Look at that fucking dick of yours. It's so fucking tiny and pathetic.
It's like... no girl wants to fuck that either.
Aw, look at you! ***********! You have a tiny baby penis, huh? Little tiny cock!
Oh my lord, is that supposed to be a cock?
That is... that is... oh my... oh my gosh, that is like this big. Even... eww!
I can't bloody even see it! Oh my gosh, just get that little tiny weenie thing out of my face. I can't see it!
It's so little, it's like... I don't even know if you'd be a candidate for like reconstructive, like, penal enlargement,
because that thing is the smallest thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.
Oh my god. You have the most tiniest penis I've ever seen and it's kind of like really freaking me out.
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