He's in for a surprise when he invites this gorgeous blonde out again
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After inviting this gorgeous blonde out again, he's in for a surprise—she's drawn a blank on him. But when she sees his tiny dick, memory comes flooding back, and she remembers why she wasn't keen on a repeat.
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It's done. You gotta get a chance, baby. I promise. I promise it gets better.
I mean...
You will not be disappointed.
Come on. Like, I should have gotten more of a heads up. Like, this is just...
It's sad. I think I left my last date with you and totally giggled and laughed in the group chat.
Like, this is just... It's laughable at how small it is.
I don't understand. Like, I don't even know how someone could have such a tiny dick.
Well, that's because it doesn't grow yet, babe. I keep telling you, it will grow.
You gotta make it bigger.
Yeah, I don't see this happening at all. Like, it's definitely not... I mean, this is sad.
You know, this is the world's smallest little stick I've ever seen.
Oh, no. I promise you. Just not do this.
I honestly wish other people could see how small it is. Like, it just reminds me of like a tiny little mini lighter.
Like a small little mini lighter.
Yeah, I'm not even sorry. I'm actually more pissed off. Like, that this... I can't believe I'm actually even still here.
This has gotta be a joke. Like, definitely don't invite me over here again.
Babe, no. You don't mean that.
I mean, look. I don't even know how you don't see what I see. Like, it's the smallest... It's the smallest dick I've ever seen.
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