Gaping My Hole With A 12 Inch Toy

I wanna see what it's like.

Oh, I hope that's pizza,

'cause I could go to third base

on some crazy bread right now.

No, it's Sophie.

I asked her to bring down some crosses

for June to wear when she meets your mom.

What, Sophie knows I hired a prostitute

to be my girlfriend?

No, I didn't tell her anything,

but this will be a good test

to see if you two pass as a couple.

Hey, what's Han doing with that hooker?

Sophie, this is June.

We hired her to pretend to be Han's girlfriend

while his mom's in town.

Oh, wait, so his mom is supposed to believe

that their parts match up somehow

and that's a fun thing for her?

LOL.

That's one of those things that you think about later

and you laugh.

Look, Caroline, look, I brought you your crosses.

Sophie, do you have anything smaller?

It's a date, not an exorcism.

Then you gotta say that.

I'll be right back.