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I was like, "Okay." And then I look at the mileage, it's a 6,500 mile mile.

And it's a 2006.

So, I was like, "See you later, brother cop. What's going on?"

I'm dead. Now, that ambulance and the fire truck just got in the trunk.

I had a scoop pass on the train.

That was a bad idea, fucking hell.

There's a lot of retired Navy and veteran,

other people here, so I would be surprised

if I went across.

That's fucking hell.

I'm serious, some of the people around here are old.

Some of the old retired military guys are cool.

Like one guy down the street, he drives a Harley.

I see him once in a while, I talk to him once in a blue moon.

He's kind of cool, he always waves at me

when I drive past him.

I was like, okay.

He's kind of weird, but he's cool.

I see that you don't have the SRT-4 anymore.

No.

My timing belt broke, which got me a water pump.

Oh.

Which made me piss.

How'd you do that?

Just driving.

That's such a fucking lie.

Yeah, I just, I'm not trying to sit down,

but I'm six foot four.

Oh, yeah, that's such a fucking lie,

just driving my ass.

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