Fancy a Chat Whilst I’m Absolutely Desperate for a Piss on a 20min Walk Back to My Hotel and Piss in a Plastic Cup
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On the last night of my much anticipated sexcation in America, I decided to go for a wander round Vegas and top up on my favourite tobacco which is hard to find in England. I picked up multiple drinks during my three hour outing to combat my dry mouth, but failed at going to the loo when I first started needing it and ended up so fucking desperate by the time I turned onto Paradise and had more than a miles walk back to the hotel. I was planning on just doing a ‘quick hello', but soon found the distraction of talking to the camera was helping greatly! So I carried on! And chat about my adventure and my utter desperation for a piss until we get back to the hotel and I race back to my room, where I pull my bottoms off as quickly as possible and then piss into an empty plastic cup which had had a drink two hours before. I filled the cup with sheer relief, but had to stop and pour it down the sink before I could finish off properly!
Published by MistressWriggler
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Hello there, how are you? I am very fucking desperate for a wee and I am walking down to
oh somewhere around there, the Westgate Hotel in Las Vegas, there's a cop car coming past
I think, maybe they can arrest me, oh no, oh, oh, oh do I kind of want to watch this,
I do kind of want to watch this, oh, oh I so want to be nosy, I want to be nosy, let's
pretend I am looking at YouTube before the proper THC forms, so this thing was like $50
and it's 2 grams and they also had, oh no it's 3 grams sorry, and then they also had
6 gram ones for $70 and because I'd never heard of it I was like well I'll just get
a cheaper one and see what it's like and then got one, went off wandering, had a few puffs,
needed to get some sunscreen and then I was like oh my god this is brilliant, like this
is the cheapest I've seen it all stay, or cheapest I've seen getting high and so I
basically had to look where I was going whilst I was at the hotel and then yeah, and instead
of going the quickest most direct route there which would have been like turning left out
of the hotel and walking for like a mile and a half or something like that, Matt said,
I walked across the road, down some road and then up the strip all the way to where I needed
to cut off to go to that particular smoke shop and yeah I am now absolutely fucking
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