Evils Of Dorian Gray (Remastered)

I can't see this going down in your aunt's old folks' home, you know.

Might be exactly what they need. Stimulate the old boys and the old girls.

Let's go. I don't think Aunt Zoe would be awfully amused, do you?

Yes, let's.

That'd be far too campy.

We've been round half the clubs of London.

And it's not exactly my cup of tea either. I'm going home.

Yeah, me too. I want to start early tomorrow. Nine o'clock, okay?

Oh, you're a great help. What are we going to do for the entertainments?

Why not try a case of scotch?

In clean glasses.

Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

Deny thy father, and refuse thy name, and I'll no longer be a Capulet.

'Tis but thy name that is my enemy.

Thou art thyself, but not a Montague.

What's a Montague?

O, be some other name.

What's in a name?

That which we call a rose by any other name.

It would smell as sweet.

Who are you?

I'm the audience.

You're a bit early, aren't you?

The show doesn't start for two days. I'm only rehearsing.

I'm sorry.

Don't go. Are you an actor?

No.

You ought to be. You're really good looking.

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