DucaDiMantua - I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN

Have a seat.

OK, right now?

Yeah.

OK.

Well, what's going on?

Don't worry about these lights.

OK.

You're here to shoot porno, right?

Well, yeah, but like right now.

Yeah, right now.

I like just got here.

Like I literally just--

You're Tanner.

Yeah, I am.

You're Johnny.

I know that much.

Yeah?

But like what--

What do you know about me?

I mean, quite a bit, I would suppose.

Oh, OK.

I mean, what everybody else knows.

For example, these are two things I'm familiar with.

Yeah, I would say so.

So what's that one for?

This one?

Yeah.

Do I really need to tell you?

I want to hear it, because I don't know.

I mean, it goes up my ass.

You're not wrong.

Right.

No, I'm definitely not.

But this one is a little different.

I mean, come on.

Like, man cave?

Man cave.

Like that.

It just stuck.

You know, I've always wanted a man cave.

If you want to play in Johnny's man cave,

buy his flesh jacket today.

Thank you.

It's priceless.

Where are you from?

Indianapolis.

Yeah, there's a famous race and racetrack in Indiana.

So you watch racing?

They've got a big raceway up there.

Yeah, they do.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

Pretty famous.

Pretty big deal every May.

Do you ever go tailgating?

Yeah, we do.

We do sometimes.

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