Damn! I had to swallow it because of my roommate.
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Damn! I had to swallow it because of my roommate.
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Good morning. Why is this taken?
Oh, I see.
What's up, by the way, yours?
Well, so do I. Took you long enough, huh?
Did you take your exams?
Is everything okay?
You know, I wasn't good at math, but I'm new to it, too.
It's just, you see, you're upset about something, I don't know.
Oh, wait, is this about my loud music I was listening to last night?
Fuck, why are you fucking with me?
I had to ask for you.
What do you want?
Swallow it!
I'm sorry.
I had to swallow a bad thing.
What thing?
What the hell are you ruining right now?
Are you sure you're okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I had to swallow bad sperm.
Because of you. - What's that?
Well, because you're talking to me here.
I was standing in line waiting for Vanya to spit because I don't like her taste.
You came here to talk to me.
What's the big deal?
Wait, are you, like, your boyfriend's sperm?
Of course mine.
I don't know why guys have such bad sperm.
I really don't get it.
How long have you been there?
My friend always said she liked my sperm.
Really?
No, seriously. - I just didn't want to hurt you, that's what she said.
No, no. - It's not good sperm.
I'm serious. I'm watching it, eating right.
What are you talking about?
That's impossible. - You wanna try it?
Look, okay, I've been here a long time, I think I'm gonna go to another wing.
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