Creampie my stepsister pussy before she goes on a date

No, he totally did.

Why do rock stars do ***** when this feels so great?

Why can't I recall this song?

This is taking far too long.

The urge to bang my head against the wall again and again

and again and again is strong.

Put on some headphones.

No, they make my earlobes sweat.

Hey, Trey, why don't you take a break

and do something else for a while?

There was a project I've been thinking about--

Fine.

I love you, honey.

I care.

What are you doing in my room?

Stop it.

That's mine.

Why are you so strong?

Problem solved.

Oh, yeah, he got a tuba.

Dear crazy future Sheldon, this is a thermostat.

It controls the temperature of the apartment.

The ideal setting is 72 degrees.

If you find this cold, then put on a jacket, a straight jacket,

because 72 is the best, and you're crazy.

Now, this is your spot.

You're very protective of it.

When anyone else tries to sit here,

you berate them relentlessly.

It sounds mean, but somehow you make it adorable.

People are also delighted by your love of pranks.

For example, Leonard has no idea what I did to his coffee.

It wasn't the place it would filter--

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