CJ Madison and Brodie Newport (AI P2)

Good to meet you.

So you're the guy Robert sent over for our assistant position?

Yeah, that's right.

Okay.

So have you ever been an assistant before?

Um, I really haven't.

Oh, okay.

Um, do you have a car?

Um, I don't, but I've got a bike.

Oh, okay.

It's a good bike.

I've only had it for like *******s.

Well, that's not going to help when we're transporting models to and from the set.

So you don't have a license then, I'm assuming?

No, I don't, but I'm going to probably take driver's ed sometime soon.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Okay.

Do you have a laptop computer?

Um, let's see, a laptop, no, I don't.

But what I do have is a cell phone that works pretty well with like Yahoo Messenger and

I just pretty much use that.

So you're telling me if I've got you at the airport picking up models, you're going to

be on your cell phone checking emails to do that?

Yeah, I mean, as long as my phone is on.

Have you ever worked a condom table on a porn set?

Have you been on a porn set?

Um, no, but I watch a lot of porn.

I love porn.

Okay, but you've never been on set to know what the director's going to need, what the

producer's going to need, if the models need help?

No.

You've never worked a condom table?

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