Camwhore with saggy tits, glasses, and dreadlocks

Holy hell. Oh

Oh

Chris it's not your birthday get out of here

Why does it matter if it's your birthday?

I don't care

Mostly you're lying anyway

Thank you red orchid

I hate when men like that screw up my

I felt so good too

Thank you red orchid

I appreciate that so much

Bye Dave

See you later

Thank you

Yes Chris

What can I do for you?

Oh thanks Chris

Thank you

I appreciate that very much

Fuck

I do

Thank you

Thank you and thank you for coming back because you want to know what that means

Normally the ones that are trying to bullshit me don't come back so

And it's not because you tipped normally they just don't come back

So thank you

And thank you for your tip

Is it really your birthday today Chris?

Oh it is your birthday

Well happy birthday to you

Oh my god

Well you want to know something?

Here

Happy birthday to you

And that was probably your best pick up line

You've probably ever given

Was that you have weak ass pick up lines

So happy birthday to Chris

Happy birthday to Chris

Happy birthday dear Chris

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday Chris

Hi

Hi listen to me

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