Cameron Diaz - Keys to Tulsa

But since the majority of them are still alive, I guess it's okay.

Not that I listen to the Beatles all that much. I mean, even if they do get back together, I don't think...

Here, here. Drink up.

I don't drink wine off the mountain, if you want to know the truth.

Except for peach coolers on a really hot day, that can be really nice. I like it.

Trudy, Trudy, Trudy, Trudy.

Let's pretend.

Let's pretend that we're really rich and famous.

People magazine just photographed our wedding.

The Enquirer had to get shots from a helicopter, which I almost shot out of the sky with my handgun.

We've been given wedding gifts worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, including the cutest little puppy.

Oh, she's so cute.

A private jet is taking us to Paris for the first stop on a six-month honeymoon.

Our suite is filled with roses and champagne.

Biggest bed that you have ever seen.

And now, after what's probably been the greatest day of either of our lives, there's only one thing left for us to do.

We are going to fuck ourselves across the sky.