blonde mature and young guy part1 by jackass
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I think you're going to be very, very surprised at what I have to teach you.
We're going to take a hillbilly from the Ozarks and teach him how to act like a city man.
I think you're going to learn a lot and you're going to like it.
All right, but does that mean I still can't throw me some Molotov cocktails on the weekends?
No, Scott, no Molotov cocktails.
But what I will do is teach you how to approach a young lady in the dorms or in college and
how to treat her and touch her.
Oh my goodness.
Always have your hat on.
I was the whole point of going.
Them frat girls, they like the wild guys.
What they say in the movies.
Now don't believe everything you hear in the movies.
You just leave it to me.
If you act like a sophisticated man, all that pussy, and all that...
Natural City Boy.
Just go back home with those girls, huh?
Very good.
Always was a quick study.
Oh, you're very good.
Oh, what do you tell a lady when you see that?
Tell me it's your first time.
It ain't like I ain't had sex before. I got plenty of cousins.
Oh, now, okay, now, let's see. We don't do cousins, but we'll do everybody.
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