Big Omar bangs local tour guide

Have you brought what I told you to bring?

That's what I got. - Is that all you need?

Yeah, why not? - You've been away for a week and you've just brought a toothbrush?

I get a lip wash. - Come on. Hurry up.

I've got everything in here. - Ready then.

Oh my God, what?

Well, I'm going to find the rep now.

Right.

Where would the rep be?

Oh yeah, there's somebody over there.

I think that's it.

Come on, Bert, hurry up.

Oh, am I?

So...

Oh, okay.

This is my friend, Bert.

Hi.

Hi.

How do you do?

Do you want to follow me?

I'll just take a car.

Yeah, okay.

Do we, is the hotel where we're going?

No, it's not.

It's only about six or seven minutes.

That's good.

So, Stephanie, how far are we going, then?

How far is it?

Don't worry, I might.

It's only about 10 more minutes from here.

It's not far.

Oh, God.

It won't take long.

Omar, wake up. We're here.

Here we are.

Right, I'll go and get a shower and then we'll go to *****, actually.

Okay.

Where's the ***** here?

Those two hills are mountains!

It's not that far. There's loads of transport to the next village.

I thought you said five minutes to the sea.

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