Assfucked British ginger cocksucks cabbie POV

Yeah, because it's not a strong accent.

Yeah. From all sorts, mate.

So, you said you've had this tan for a while, then?

Yeah, about 25 years.

OK.

Come on, something's tickled you. What's funny?

It's nothing, really. It's just got...

You said you've had it once, but I've just got the weirdest sense of déjà vu.

OK. Elaborate a bit, tell me.

No, it's a bit embarrassing, actually.

The last time I got into a taxi cab, I wound up getting in a rather strange situation.

Right, now you've really got me interested, Margaret.

It's a...

Uh...

I don't know if I want to tell you actually,

but it makes me sound like a right tramp.

I wound up, uh...

I wound up, uh, coming off as the driver.

I wound up, uh...

It got in the back of me and, uh...

I wound up fucking...

Oh, wow.

That's something, you know,

that's something you do every day, but, uh...

Only on special occasions.

Oh, my.

What a timing.

You thought it was this taxi?

Yeah, I was like, it's just...

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