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Hey, Phil.
You know how you're my go-to guy on stuff.
Oh.
I suppose I can still help you become best friends.
Sure.
So apparently, some of the students
are angry that I'm giving the commencement address.
Why?
Who knows why their sick minds do anything?
There's a man always parked in front of our house.
Oh, God.
I'm so sorry.
Did Claire tell you our daughter's a genius?
And so, graduates, look to your left and to your right.
It's a simple key chain with a tiny cowboy hat charm on it.
If you see it, please pass it forward.
All right.
And now, on to our commencement speaker.
He is a pillar of the community.
Check into that.
And now, before passing the gesture
to this graduating class, as these balloons fill the sky,
note that each one of them represents
a student who has personally inspired me and filled me
with hope for a better tomorrow.
--over time for miles.
But you are going to regret it because don't go to graduation.
Look, I promise, whatever is bothering you,
figure it out after.
After?
Yeah.
After implies before.
But one minute ago is the same as zero minutes ago.
Then before is--
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